ornery's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Prostitute Mickey]

As great as everything was...

...what really sold me was the inflection in the voices. Superb amounts of emotion and despair were subtly shown, making it all that much more profoundly beautiful and hilarious.

[O&J Kagerou Pan]

A true statement of our times.

This flash shows the result that moulinyans and Alfredo sauce can come together and make a fine delectable feast for the senses.

[The Holy Stethescope]

Im going to throw away biases for this one

The video quality visually was a tad on the blurry side, but such is the dilemma when it comes to porting live action to flash. The idea over all was actually quite brilliant and clever, associating certain songs with everyday objects. However i feel as though the creativity of it wasn't really pushed as far as it could go. With the premise presented, one would hope that a less predictable and more thought invoking associations could be made. Also the ending I had a different interpretation of. Seeing as how all the other objects were given a song that was telling of their purpose, physical attributes, or personality, I read the ending as he WAS the new messiah, or god like or something similar, NOT that god was inside of him. With the text at the end the movie lost its interprative quality and instead dove into the realm of cliche and preachy messages. However I am not going to judge it harshly simply because I share different beilifes, rather I will base it on its artistic qualities, which were overall pretty good but lacking polishing.

CrazyFoChrist responds:

Yes, sir. I'll try harder next time.

[HOSUE [sic]]

Outstandinger than hell

The eating scene is by far the greatest thing I've seen today. All the anticipation leading up to it was so worth it.

[Look up at the sky]

Kick Arse

Great beat, wonderful matching animation. Good morph of the clouds and color usage, just all around pretty. Very uplifting.

[Obama Vs. Mccain]

Completly genius

Amazing take on the election, very creative and great analogies and comparisons.

[Lightsaber Showoff]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit, you have to be the dorkyest looking person I have seen in ages.

Now for the movie review. Nothing new, nothing special, done worse than the others exactly like it. The lightsaber looked more like a fuzzy dildo than a glowy thing. It was way to short, your movements were slow and boring, and there was no light trail when it was swung.

ChilliMasta responds:

F*** off I'm that dorky person you're talkin bout!

[Starcraft Brood WAR]

Boring

Pointless, dull and boring. No one wants to just sit through watching text that simulates how unfunny nOObs act before a starcraft game.

[Baman Piderman]

Love the style

Really really like this animation style. And its nice to hear decent voice acting for a change. Pity its so short. Definetly make more and expand on them.

[Memoirs of an Excrement]

Weird

It was so blunt and educational, and yet for some reason made me more uncomfortable for that very reason.