Total Medals Earned: 4,012 (From 568 different games.) Total Medal Score: 71,045 Points
Medals Earned: 3/45 (100/1,440 points)
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Mine a Diamond.
Build a Boat.
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Hut.
Build the Market.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Activate the Forge.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Medals Earned: 7/20 (85/500 points)
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Medals Earned: 8/16 (125/500 points)
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)
start the game
Defeated the easy difficulty level!
Defeated the hard difficulty level!
Medals Earned: 7/14 (50/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Death by spikes when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 7/22 (35/430 points)
Destroy 120 enemies in a combo
Destroy 150 enemies in a combo
Destroy 180 enemies in a combo
Destroy 30 enemies in a combo
Destroy 60enemies in a combo
Destroy 90 enemies in a combo
Reach and complete wave
Ride a Banana... I see what you did there...
Buy a bug-like blue ship
Space is no place for chickens, nor cowards.
If Bananas are not enough, try with a cucumber.
Ride this cartridge ship
Buy White Ship
Medals Earned: 15/17 (430/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.