Entry #20

Shit maple syrup goes awesome on.

2014-06-09 11:16:49 by ornery
Updated

Through much culinary experimentation on my part (and my 5 Michelin Star chef rating) I have complied a list of things maple syrup goes fucking amazing on.  And thats 100% real (pick your grade and shade) maple syrup, not that Aunt Jemima corn syrup fake bullshit that has no buisness existing.  List subject to grow.

In no particular order.

1. Waffles (duh)
2. Pancakes (double duh)
3. Yogurt (whole shit ton variety of flavors)
4. Pizza (try it you pussy)
5. Hot Dogs
6. Bacon
7. Ice cream (whole fuck load of flavors work, experiment)
8. Drink it straight (do it)
9. Fried Chicken
10. Hot ass bitches (for the ladies im sure you can glaze your dudes wang or whatever)
11. Cookies (take your pick of type)
12. Plain Pasta
13. Fries
14. Sausages (whole variety of them work)
15. Turkey (turn that bland shitty white meat into something edible)
16. Ham sandwiches (skip the mayo, add the maple)
17. Apples (you can lightly grill them for shits and giggles)
18. Pineapples


 


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EyeLovePoozyEyeLovePoozy

2014-06-09 13:14:46

That's fucking disgusting, you weirdo.

ornery responds:

Try it and you will see the light, or medium, or dark. Depends on what grade you like.


ZJZJ

2014-06-09 19:40:35

Is it weird that I saw #4 and immediately read "pussy" and was like, "Damn, Ornery's getting all crazy and busy with his syrup"?!?

ornery responds:

Its great on pussy too, but best not go there, that's how yeast infections start.


VoltageVoltage

2014-06-10 13:23:53

you forget turkey and sausage

ornery responds:

Holy shit your are right. How did I forget those.


radiodarkradiodark

2014-06-12 23:17:23

apples. grilled pineapple.

ornery responds:

Havent tried pineapple i dont think. Adding apples cuz that was the bomb.


KnightsKnights

2014-08-29 09:53:14

I'm pretty sure syrup goes good with any type of breakfast food. Also, I've done a similar experiment with chocolate syrup and let me tell you, chocolate covered pickles are surprisingly good.


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-09-02 03:01:40

How come i my scouting got bugged and then you of all people got it? damn, it is conflicting because i want you to get to 500 but i myself also want to scout some people!

ornery responds:

You should still be able to scout people, and generally we try to get people scouted asap if they are good enough, especially if they already were scouted. Its possible they just went with me instead of you if they saw my request first.


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-09-02 20:46:32

I actually bugged out and was unable to scout people that day, it lead me to a blank page and refused to advance regardless of how many times i clicked, then by the next day it was already too late.


VicariousEVicariousE

2014-10-02 18:52:37

Man, it's almost impossible to find real maple syrup or honey anymore :( Or sugar for that matter... everything's been cut with crap. Soon we'll be fighting over 10 grams of real chocolate.


MrsMeowMrsMeow

2015-04-30 09:43:32

Is it strange I don't know how maple syrup tastes?


GDTriAxisGDTriAxis

2015-08-16 11:15:32

I tried maple syrup on maple syrup, that shit was gooooood xD


VicariousEVicariousE

2015-08-16 14:27:11

A tiny amount of Liquid Smoke (an/or brown stir fry sauce) and chocolate ice cream, actually turned out to be an excellent mix! I had chicken and mixed veggies once, and threw some choco ice cream in the same empty bowl... and damn, that really accentuated the taste! Even the few stray pieces of rice tasted good.

Maple syrup might work well on cereal as well... Oh, again, PM me if you'd like to do a thing in the BBS, still ready to help.


TheJamokeTheJamoke

2015-08-25 02:30:47

No. 8 or you're not a real man.


Big-BossBig-Boss

2016-05-07 01:21:36

So basically everything?


VicariousEVicariousE

2016-07-19 22:19:11

Glad you're still scouting artists here, thanks.
Wait, 5 star Michelin rated, rly? I almost had the money to go to culinary school


GuidodinhoGuidodinho

2017-02-15 10:53:59

I don't agree with the meats on the list, unless you can't propperly prepare a good piece of meat to save your life, I don't want that sweet shit anywhere near it.
Except for number 10. I always wanted to try out kinky food stuff, though I'm guessing I'm more of a whiped-cream+strawberry kinda guy (I'm a hopeless romantic, I know), but only time and experience will tell. Though turkey is worth a shot, cause that shit is bland indeed.