Recently (or more like since the dawn on the internet) there has been a slew of threads, posts, reviews, movies, objects, things, stuffs, doohickies, whatchamahumdinger, and just general shit that has more than once raised the question in my head "Which is sadder? ________ or _______"

So finally I feel to no longer keep these questions to myself. From this point on I will be posting shit as I see it (in the long tradition of that act on the internet) presenting to the world, "What's sadder?"

Lets start.

THREAD SYNOPSIS
A lady friend comes over to the house of an NG user to visit his brother
---WHAT'S SADDER?---
The fact that this user felt it was necessary to let the world know that his brother has girls over? A perfectly natural thing for any male who isn't a complete shit fail of a virgin.
OR
The responses from the other users denying that such an occurrence can actually happen and will refuse to believe it until they see pics, something only shit fail virgins would do.....

THREAD SYNOPSIS
Users life goal is to work at McDonalds to pay for braces then join the army so he can get killed.
---WHAT'S SADDER?---
The fact that people like the OP actually exist.
OR
The fact that being on the internet has shown me people like this can possibly exsist making it difficult for me to tell if he is serious or not.

THREAD SYNOPSIS
User makes a humorous topic about his dad using his George Foreman grill, and makes it seem like his dad was fucking his girlfriend instead.
---WHAT'S SADDER?---
That after reading the first post and seeing a pic, many people still didn't get it.
OR
Even when it was pointed out many many times that it was a joke, people still didn't get it.

THREAD SYNOPSIS
OP wants to make fan fiction hentai, but is worried about copyright issues.
---WHAT'S SADDER?---
The OP believes that hentai artists are worried about getting sued for copyright infringement (rule 34 anyone?)
OR
The fact that the OP actually WANTS to make fan fiction hentai, and belives that his crappy 3 year old style drawings will warrant the attention of the original creators.
OR
studio-nightbirds post in the thread.

THREAD SYNOPSIS
OP wants a help shaving his pubes.
---WHAT'S SADDER?---
The fact that the OP wants a guide on how to shave his pubes.
OR
Nothing.

THREAD SYNOPSIS
User makes a thread posting his class schedule
---WHAT'S SADDER?---
That he posted his class schedule
OR
That he somehow expects people to have classes with him when no other info is provided

More to come as these events occur..... which sadly will be often.